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Saturday 4 October 2014

How to pass your time when stuck in a Traffic Jam

I always wondered why the phrase ‘in a pickle’ was used to demonstrate challenging or difficult situations. If anything, situations like these should be referred to as ‘a jam’ instead of a pickle. Because the world knows, a traffic jam is the last place anyone wants to be these days.
You’d think it was misfortunate enough that it rained on your annual good-hair-day, but that’s before you find yourself trapped in a Disneyland of smoke, babies, honks and hyderabadi badonka-donks.

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Traffic is the reason why roadside shops are a hit. It’s also the reason it’s an excuse. It’s also the reason why people are fortunately buying condoms these days.
Traffic is probably also the reason why we hardly have any Indian superheroes. They’d probably spend their days stuck in traffic jams. In fact, the only superheroes we’ve had, were adopted of an anti-traffic ideology. Krrish, for instance, could jump over traffic. Yes, that was his superpower. And Drona? He lived in a desert. And rode horses. It’s like we’ve already decided- Our superheroes will not be driving on Indian roads! If superheroes can’t, who’re we to retaliate to this phenomenon?
We’ve done everything we can to overcome this catastrophe. Naming this form of slow torture as ‘Rush Hour traffic’ hasn’t helped in rushing any hours either.Getting deeper into traffic, is like getting deeper into a dream. One hour in reality = Three fucking hours in traffic. You can either spend these ‘rush hours’ by grieving over life’s agonies, or you can follow my 10 simple methods of traffic time-pass.
10 methods of traffic time-pass :
School/College Homework
LOL! Just kidding.
Yes-Sem-Yes
They say the best way to tackle a tough situation is by being jovial about it. So a few hours of traffic should make you overbearingly hilarious. Crack it up a notch! Send phoney jokes to all the people in your contact list. Let them know the ‘jam’ you’re in. You could start with this.
- What did one car say to another in a traffic jam?
- Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Budumpum pish!
Refrain from telling knock-knock jokes to beggars, though. They don’t have doors.

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Pray
Maybe traffic jam is God’s way of telling that you’re going to hell.
So take a minute, close your eyes, and..
Tell him that joke. It might ease you up on the whole fire and punishment thing.
GTA
The best way to blow off traffic steam is by playing GTA. Carry a laptop with the game. Just in case.

Facebook
Poke the fuck out of everyone you know.
Philosophize
Traffic jams are the best time to philosophize. Wonder why the chicken crossed the road.
Kites
No, not the film (Unless you want to get yourself killed).
Simply get off your vehicle and fly a kite.

Part-time business
Open a street business. You can sell toys, bananas or kites. Remember, what happens in traffic, stays in traffic. Don’t sell T-shirts, we do that. B)
Socialize
Roadside beggars are like Google’s featured ads. They need attention too. Be careful not to use the words- food, water, bed, clothes, AC, TV, fridge, laptop,..

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